im drinking this country out of the recession.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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