We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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