You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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