Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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