Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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