Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Randomize
