dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
