so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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