You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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