she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
