I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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