you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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