I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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