I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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