idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Your penis caused this!
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