omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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