Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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