entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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