my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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