You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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