no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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