I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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