I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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