so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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