Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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