soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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