so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He did a backflip because drugs
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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