it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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