So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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