that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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