I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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