The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
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