piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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