so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
vagina is talking i cant
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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