Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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