i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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