Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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