STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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