You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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