Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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