oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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