Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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