hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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