i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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