bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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