Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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