I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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