ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
nutella sex= disaster
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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