It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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