He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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