Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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