I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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