you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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