I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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