I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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